EPISODE IV: THE RIGHT HAND TO SEND THAT LEFT THE COUNTRY
Meet the new team of ministers IV Berlusconi government
Interior Minister Roberto Maroni : The "Werewolf of Varese" bit a policeman during a demonstration. He has already declared that it would be ready to do it again. Even for this the police have appointed an honorary Commander of the dogs. It has something to teach the wolf dogs. We must bite the throat of these criminals, for Jupiter!
Ministry of Foreign Affairs Franco Frattini, was vice president of the European Commission and European Commissioner for Justice, Freedom and Security: Propose monitoring and the elimination of certain dangerous words in the media. Words such as "bombs", "kill", "genocide" and "terrorism."
Now that's foreign minister has already prepared a new list of words to be deleted from the vocabulary: "conflict of interest", "Europa 7", "tax evasion", "Biagi", "Santoro", "Luttazzi.
Ministry of Economy Giulio Tremonti: The first real good news. I could not stay longer without imitation Guzzanti and his abacus.
Defense Minister Ignazio La Russa BENITO Maria. has already brought a secret weapon by the extraordinary results: Iraqis who oppose him will do if the Italian soldiers with castor oil.
Infrastructure and Transport Matteoli. When he was environment minister in this sample of obviousness raised net delay the links between the Camorra and Waste. Now that's Infrastructure Minister, I expect that says Dell'Utri is linked to the Mafia.
Economic Development Minister Claudio Scajola. When he was more or less my age was forced to resign as mayor of Imperia to accusations of extortion. I'm sure has a lot of ideas on how to "economic development" bank accounts of certain persons.
Justice Minister Angelino Alfano. The alliteration is not impertinent to enhance his thirst for justice as a true superhero. Thirst for justice against the person who photographed kissing a notorious Sicilian boss, complimenting the fresh daughter's wedding. A tip for the next wedding gift for Members of the Sicilian Mafia boss to Italy Force? A model of the bridge across the Straits!
Minister of Culture Sandro Bondi. Catholic, democratic, communist, socialist, Democrat. "In love with Berlusconi," it says. and it was everything and studied everything. And no one hundred thousand.
Education Minister Maria Stella Gelmini. This year he proposed a law that would preserve the substance and would allow young people to find work on its own merits. The next law will propose certify that the water temperature is divided into three categories: hot, cold and lukewarm.
Agriculture Luca Zaia. Treviso League has repeatedly stated that we must stop the arrival of immigrants. Should I be worried about the fate of Argentine steaks cow?
goes Environment Stefania Prestigiacomo. Already has some good ideas on how to improve the environment will introduce some nice curtains in the House and change the lighting in the bathroom of the Senators.
Labour Minister Maurizio Sacconi: Before his death, Marco Biagi wrote him a letter complaining about not having a spare. He gave them to him but not immediately after the Biagi law was good and ready to be inserted in the ass of millions of Italian citizens. Consistent.
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first part PS is obviously a trilogy!
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